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Improve Your Smile, Crocodile
I completely understand this massive Australian saltwater crocodile’s sudden distress and displeasure. The dentist probably tried to “upsell” him on unnecessary deep-cleanings, ludicrous pocket-measurements, superfluous root-canals, ceramic implants, and an abundance of costly X-Rays. And all this after first pawning…
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At Work For The Duration
Be not bewildered or bemused if most of what I post for the next year is largely trivial and comprised of succinct odds and ends. Lists have been made, revised, reconfigured, and condensed. Social life shall cease to exist for…
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Things We Need Not Know
I well remember this great white shark attack in Morro Bay last year at Christmas, but no one needed to learn particularly gruesome details about the poor man’s demise a year later. The “press” is weird, to put things mildly.…
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Merry Christmas …
… to those who revere the ancient holy day and fondest Seasons Greetings to those who celebrate other events and moments of significance to their peoples, traditions, and histories. __________________________________________________ #Christmas #MerryChristmas #HappyHanukkah #HappyKwanza #HappyRamadan #HappySolstice #JonathanKieran #JonathanKieranAuthor #JonathanKieranWriter #JonathanKieranIllustrator…
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Great White Sharks in Scotland Waters?
They’re only there for the haggis. What other morsel could draw them nigh? Haggis and chum are virtually identical. ____________________________ #SorryScotland #Haggis #GreatWhiteShark #JonathanKieranAuthor #JonathanKieranArtist #JonathanKieranMusician #JonathanKieranIllustrator
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First Things First
Be not bewildered or bemused if most of what I post for the next year is largely trivial and comprised of succinct odds and ends. Lists have been made, revised, reconfigured, and condensed. Social life shall cease to exist for…
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The Shark Equivalent of an All You Can Eat Buffet
Wonder no longer why Great White Sharks are able to get so BIG. https://www.newsweek.com/hangry-great-white-shark-filmed-feasting-whale-carcass-nom-nom-1768698 ————————- #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranNewAlbum #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram
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All Else Is Trivial …
Be not bewildered or bemused if most of what I post for the next year is largely trivial and comprised of succinct odds and ends. Lists have been made, revised, reconfigured, and condensed. Social life shall cease to exist for…
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But Has He Apologized for BFG?
After a recent convocation of delegates of the globe’s leading carcharodon carcharias populations, appointed spokesshark and Grand High Mauler, Butch HaWungah, announced that, by unanimous decision, the Great White Sharks of the world do not accept Mr. Spielberg’s “lame-ass and…
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