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Be Careful Out There, Royalty May Run You DOWN
My cat was emerging from her “igloo-style” litter box this morning as I was entering the laundry room and she zipped unexpectedly between my legs to make her escape. I was forced to put a steadying hand on the edge…
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Serrated Update
HERE is a bit more info concerning the recent attack and apparent death/consumption of an Australian surfer by a highly aggressive great white shark. One eyewitness account seems to indicate that the predator was “at least ten feet” long, which…
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No, We’re NOT Mistaken for Seals
Another Australian surfer has gone down to Davy Jones’s locker in the grip of serrated Great White Shark teeth and a swirling cloud of gore. This unfortunate gentleman, Simon Baccanello, a popular local teacher and sports coach (as re-reported by…
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Paltrow’s Oscar Isn’t the Only Thing that Makes Little Sense About Her
Let’s face it: in the vast panorama of cinematic history, 1999’s Harvey Weinstein-produced Shakespeare in Love has held-up about as well as a Kleenex in the hand of a chronic hay-fever sufferer. There may be many reasons why Ms. Paltro…
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Really, What ARE the Chances?!?
I’m absolutely relieved that this unfortunate young woman made it out alive, but WHAT ARE THE ODDS of experiencing some sort of incident involving a 17-ft. Saltwater Crocodile at a place called “Crocosaurus Cove” in a region called DARWIN? #DoTheMath…
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‘Twas Never a Fan of Hislop …
… His methods were brazen and fraught with unjustified malediction toward each Great White Shark that he caught. Fanboys of vintage Chuck Norris may call him “one hell of a bloke” but bloodthirst like his should abhor us; his legacy’s…
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Close But No Cookie, Mr. Sharky
“Barely” doesn’t cut it when one is a hungry Great White Shark. You gotta get at least one of the lower extremities to make the expenditure of energy worthwhile. Even an arm is useless. Would you feel satisfied if you…
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If They’d Found It in Alexandria …
… I would have been surprised. But loitering around Berenike, on the Red Sea? Rare, but not a stunner. —————— #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranNewAlbum #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram
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Woke Up Far Too Early …
… due to a rainy, restless night of slight discomfort and turned on the telly to see a whole lot of Anglicanism going on. Been a long time since I’ve seen such Anglicanism. Anglicans! From every angle. Pomp and circumstance.…
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She Had a Nice Pair of Sistrums But Couldn’t Stop Vesuvius
My favorite architectural wonder excavated almost intact amid the ghostly ruins of the city of Pompeii is not dedicated to an emperor or to one of the Roman state divinities. Au contraire, it is the absolutely gorgeous little temple precinct…
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