Jonathan Kieran

6.19.2013 5:26 PM

Don’t worry, fellow #doglovers: Doris Day & Betty White have been alerted and they are ON IT!
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6.18.2013 5:25 PM

Mexican Volcano Erupts in Reaction to #Kim-K Spawn (Oh, Don’t Look So Surprised.)
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6.17.2013 8:09 PM

No Amount of #HocusPocus Can Save Bad Movies from Themselves. We Love ‘Em, Anyhow …
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6.16.2013 7:21 PM

Here’s to the Dads who taught us to breathe radioactive flame & destroy our enemies! #fathersday
📖 👀 More: Here’s to the Dads who taught us to breathe radioactive flame & destroy our enemies! #fathersday
6.15.2013 6:49 PM

Sorry, but Agent Smith learned it ALL at the feet of Hexadecimal. #nostalgia #animation #cybertoons
📖 👀 More: Sorry, but Agent Smith learned it ALL at the feet of Hexadecimal. #nostalgia #animation #cybertoons
6.14.2013 5:41 PM

And you think YOUR kids are bored? They’re licking #eyeballs in Japan. #headlines
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6.13.2013 7:18 PM

Have you witnessed a Crime against Beauty? Don’t hesitate to call 911. #headlines #satire
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6.12.2013 6:31 PM

Pope mentions “Gay Lobby” in Vatican. Says: “Sure. It’s right next to our Mixed-Marriage Mezzanine.” #satire
📖 👀 More: Pope mentions “Gay Lobby” in Vatican. Says: “Sure. It’s right next to our Mixed-Marriage Mezzanine.” #satire
6.11.2013 4:37 PM

Who says workplace naps won’t keep the $$$ in circulation? Job-Snoozing is THE LOOK. #headlines
📖 👀 More: Who says workplace naps won’t keep the $$$ in circulation? Job-Snoozing is THE LOOK. #headlines
6.10.2013 5:44 PM

Some kids are raised by wolves. I was raised by 2 swingin’ hippy-chicks & a pink squirrel. #iturnedoutokay
📖 👀 More: Some kids are raised by wolves. I was raised by 2 swingin’ hippy-chicks & a pink squirrel. #iturnedoutokay