Jonathan Kieran

Category: HazMat Headline Du Jour

• Classic Kid-Kibble from Yesteryear! by Jonathan Kieran

  November 4, 2025
• Gentlemen, Start Your … er … fill your glasses. #holidaybooze

  November 4, 2025
• Devotion crosses centuries for eager Egyptian statue. #badtasteistimeless

  November 4, 2025
• Ever had a bone to pick with the whole #onlinedating thing? You’re not alone.

  November 4, 2025
• When Space Oddities Attack: #Hubble Telescope sees ALL

  November 4, 2025
• Don’t worry, fellow #doglovers: Doris Day & Betty White have been alerted and they are ON IT!

  November 4, 2025
• And you think YOUR kids are bored? They’re licking #eyeballs in Japan. #headlines

  November 4, 2025
• Have you witnessed a Crime against Beauty? Don’t hesitate to call 911. #headlines #satire

  November 4, 2025
• Who says workplace naps won’t keep the $$$ in circulation? Job-Snoozing is THE LOOK. #headlines

  November 4, 2025
• Look skinny in your coffin with Seattle quack’s new “Air, Water & Sunlight” Diet! #satire #headlines

  November 4, 2025