Category: Pop HazMat Captured Moments by Jonathan Kieran

Some stars just aren’t meant to go #dancing.

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN ________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and … Read More Some stars just aren’t meant to go #dancing.

There’s room for only one #dowager in an English rose garden.

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN LATER … _______________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook … Read More There’s room for only one #dowager in an English rose garden.

Playin’ with the Constance Langdon “Welcome Wagon.” #AHS

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN _____ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and … Read More Playin’ with the Constance Langdon “Welcome Wagon.” #AHS

“What is it, Mr. Bates?” #downtonsatire

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN ____________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release by Brightbourne in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook … Read More “What is it, Mr. Bates?” #downtonsatire

When in doubt, say it with #roadkill.

POP HAZMAT presents CAPTURED MOMENTS by JONATHAN KIERAN _______________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the … Read More When in doubt, say it with #roadkill.

Gardener P. Allen Smith takes the guesswork out of growing the dreaded Mother-in-Law Plant. #satire

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN ______ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and … Read More Gardener P. Allen Smith takes the guesswork out of growing the dreaded Mother-in-Law Plant. #satire

If Jessica Lange sold The End of the World door-to-door. #comfortingthoughts

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN _____________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and … Read More If Jessica Lange sold The End of the World door-to-door. #comfortingthoughts

‘Matriarch’ is not a term to use lightly. Ask any #dowagercountess.

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING on the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN ____________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series … Read More ‘Matriarch’ is not a term to use lightly. Ask any #dowagercountess.

The demon-curls, the black attire, the beady eyes. It all makes sense, #O’Brien.

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING on the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN ____________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series … Read More The demon-curls, the black attire, the beady eyes. It all makes sense, #O’Brien.

Opinions vary on the value of Japanese “snail facials.” #Dowager unimpressed.

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN Reports have recently surfaced that a spa in Japan has introduced a new treatment wherein living snails are applied to the human face for purposes of moisturizing and beautification. Many are thrilled to explore the restorative benefits of “snail mucous” in the battle against aging and all-around ugliness, but we … Read More Opinions vary on the value of Japanese “snail facials.” #Dowager unimpressed.

No one knows the peril of #culinaryinnuendo like #MrsPatmore.

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN _________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series … Read More No one knows the peril of #culinaryinnuendo like #MrsPatmore.

No one can make things sound as tidy as a butler. #downtonabbey

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN __________ If you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like! Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series … Read More No one can make things sound as tidy as a butler. #downtonabbey