Jonathan Kieran

Category: Satire

• Ever had a bone to pick with the whole #onlinedating thing? You’re not alone.

  November 4, 2025
• The things a star will do when denture ads just won’t pay the rent! #nostalgia

  November 4, 2025
• When Space Oddities Attack: #Hubble Telescope sees ALL

  November 4, 2025
• Don’t worry, fellow #doglovers: Doris Day & Betty White have been alerted and they are ON IT!

  November 4, 2025
• Mexican Volcano Erupts in Reaction to #Kim-K Spawn (Oh, Don’t Look So Surprised.)

  November 4, 2025
• No Amount of #HocusPocus Can Save Bad Movies from Themselves. We Love ‘Em, Anyhow …

  November 4, 2025
• Here’s to the Dads who taught us to breathe radioactive flame & destroy our enemies! #fathersday

  November 4, 2025
• And you think YOUR kids are bored? They’re licking #eyeballs in Japan. #headlines

  November 4, 2025
• Have you witnessed a Crime against Beauty? Don’t hesitate to call 911. #headlines #satire

  November 4, 2025
• Pope mentions “Gay Lobby” in Vatican. Says: “Sure. It’s right next to our Mixed-Marriage Mezzanine.” #satire

  November 4, 2025